18 Cleaning Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Does cleaning feel like a serious chore? Add some laughter and read these 18 cleaning jokes to brighten your day!

Cleaning takes a lot of time and energy and sometimes it’s hard to find motivation to start. Try using these 18 cleaning jokes to make you laugh and lighten the mood as you clean your home!

1. Why was the broom late?

  • It over-swept.

2. What did the broom say to the vacuum?

  • “I’m so tired of people pushing us around.”

3. I’m not really into spring cleaning.

  • In fact, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

4. I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, it’s something I could really see myself doing.

5. My friend got a Ph.D. in washing machines, now they call him the spin doctor.

6. Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out?

  • It’s sweeping the nation.

7. Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

  • A mer-maid.

8. Laundry puns aren’t as bad as everyone thinks they are, they’ve just been getting bad press.

9. What dinosaur never procrastinates doing its chores?

  • The Prontosaurus.

10. People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them but you should really be worried about your vacuum.. Why?

  • Because it’s been collecting dirt on you for years.

11. After washing all the clothes, my mom accidentally dropped all the laundry, I witnessed it all unfold.

12. I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.

13. Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me for hours.

14. I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just collecting dust.

15. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

  • “It’s time to go to sweep!”

16. You never know what you have…until you clean your room.

17. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

18. My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

Now that you’ve read all 18 jokes, practice some of them while you clean so you can share with your friends! Let us know which joke is your favorite.